When in doubt.......Self Tan

Finally, this is exactly what I've been waiting for. Golden, easy and cushiony. There are many different ones, but don't get confused and get this one with the SPF15. $42

1 - Shower, shave and scrub.
2 - Tie your hair up and away.
3 - Spread cream. Start at your chest, up to your neck and then down to your arms and legs (face is optional).
4 - Wash your hands.
5 - Dress 5 - 10 minutes later.

Note* Don't scrub your body in the shower after you self tan, it will fade quicker.